I’m just trying to study for these treacherous AP/IB exams which I voluntarily signed up for so maybe I can get college credit and save you some money…but sure..I’ll drop everything so that I can vacuum my room for you. sounds good.
”For the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: ‘If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?’ And whenever the answer has been ‘No’ for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something.
Steve Jobs
Seanders: DANG! Huh. What’s up with all these books?
Teacher: Hang on son, you here for detention?
Seanders: Nah man, I’m here for the booty-scratching contest. C’mon man, keep up, keep up. Not playing today. JOKES! All day, all day.
(Source: peterthelight)
we’re all fucked
what if the one person that’s the perfect match for you personality wise is someone you’re not attracted to. You could potentially pass up the person that’s everything you want mentally, emotionally, and spiritually, all because they dont have the physical attributes you desire. Your true love may be someone you’d never even look twice at. what are the chances of finding the perfect person?
LMS
if you post a status beginning with “like my status….”, i will like it…on my phone…as i stand in your back yard. and then i will unlike it and watch your expression through your bedroom window as i tear away a shred of your happiness. i dont like being told what to do.
140 Underrated Tweeters
Every end of the year Twitter list of “who to follow” always includes every person we already follow. So I decided to take it upon myself to make a list of 140 underrated, super funny tweeters with less than 20,000 followers. Enjoy. Follow. Share. And don’t suck dick for money.
- "It was hard times. we were forced to leave the country club in 85'. went from clay court to ghetto court."
- "ghetto court? i would watch that show!"
- "QUIET IN DA COURT, YOU GOIN TA PRISON!""
(Source: intheconservatory)
